Jan 12, · Adult - adult nursery rhymes, *rude**swearing*. Mary had a little skirt. with splits right up the sides. and every time that Mary walked. the boys could see her Thighs. Mary had another skirt. 'twas split right up the front. but she didn't wear that one very often. Mary had a little lamb. Welcome to Adult Nursery Rhymes. Here are a few nursey rhymes that have been "modified" *evil grin* hehe. Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill. Went up the hill. To have a little fun-Stupid Jill. Forgot the pill. And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb.
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